Sex offendors & bathroom births during dinner

Last night I went to dinner with Adam, Dan, Liz, DaNae, Molly, Anna, Nelly, and Lindsey (shout outs!) at Elite Grille. Monday night's there are awesome - $1 margaritas all night long and half price appetizers before 7pm; definitely one of Waco's best happy hours. The conversation was pretty normal: who we hate these days, which girls need to eat more than 5 carrots a day, and so forth; that is until we ran in to the topic of collegiate current events.

Baylor Student Charged With Online Solicitation Of A Minor

"The teenager was actually an undercover Austin Police Department investigator who maintained what an arrest warrant affidavit described as “a sporadic online relationship” from May 2007 until last month with an AOL user with the screen name “Final Cloud777.”'

Really? Reallllly? That's almost a two year span on sickness. The student was a senior in the Golden Wave Band.

Unexpected Dormroom Birth Catches Mother, Roommate Off Guard

A freshman student at OU gave birth in her suit bath but here's the kicker - she had no idea she was pregnant. TLC and Discovery Health both did specials on women who had no clue they were pregnant and then went into labor; however, they were large so the weight gain was seemingly unnoticeable. The OU student gave birth at 8 months and had supposedly had no significant weight gain. She was home during Christmas break...don't you think her parents would have noticed if she was 5 months prego? She allegedly did not drink or smoke during the pregnancy so the baby should be in perfect health.

Inside scoop not in the article: She went to the bathroom and her roommate noticed she was making weird noises. Her roommate, who had an internship with an OBGYN the summer before and whose long term goal is to be one herself, birthed her roommates child. Not too shabby for a semester of basic undergraduate courses under her belt.



After dinner I watched my Monday shows. Here's what I think:

• The Secret Life of the American Teenager: John is the worst name ever. Jonathan, Jonah, Johnny...names in which John could be the nickname for...but just John? Really? That's so boring. Amy could have named her son something more modern and hip like Morgan, Ashley, or Suri. Naming your son a traditionally female name is actually quite masculine these days.
• Gossip Girl: The Blaire and Nate hookup was HAWT! The viewers want more of it!
  

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